A garment-dyed, heavyweight cotton tee that feels lived-in from the first wear. The front features a moody, detailed grayscale illustration of a frog in medieval armor, sitting exhausted in a ruined landscape beneath the line: “Please my lord no more wars — we’ve accomplished nothing.” The relaxed, slightly oversized cut and soft, washed-in color give it a vintage, story-worn look. Wear it when you want clothing that speaks softly but says something — for quiet walks, late-night talks over coffee, or gatherings with friends who appreciate dry humor and artful, melancholic designs.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for durable, comfortable wear
- Garment-dyed finish for soft color and vintage texture
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit
- Tubular, seam-free body and double-needle stitched edges for longevity
- Available S–4XL with pre-shrunk sizing and sewn-in label
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
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